Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me Monday. Won't you join me as I share about some things that did NOT happen to me this past week. If you would like to read some other Not Me Posts head on over to Mckmama's site here.

For some reason it seems as though many of the things that don't happen to me start with this guy. It has a LOT to do with the fact that he is most defninitely...TWO!!

The thought did not cross my mind of letting someone borrow Frappuccino for an extended period this past week after 10 minutes of Mommy torture. He did not pull the foot stool out on my nursing chair while I was not looking. I didn't stand up, not knowing the stool was pulled out, and completely trip and fall on the living room floor while holding Baby Starbuck. Somehow, I managed to catch myself from falling ONTO Baby Starbuck. The reason I had got up so quickly was NOT because Frappuccino had turned the stereo up to its max while I was feeding Baby Starbuck. After tripping and turning the music down I did not go into Frappuccino's room to find him standing by his changing table covered in baby oil/ gel. He had not squeezed the whole bottle out into his cabinet, onto the floor, and all over himself. We did not spend 20 minutes cleaning up this whole mess while Baby Starbuck waited to finish eating. Nope my 2 year old is perfect and would never do such horrible things to his poor mama.

For Mother's Day I did NOT receive a Tahoe has a gift. Please don't think my husband is so cool that he would actually go and purchase such a nice a gift. I had asked for one and it was Not called the Tahoe Outdoor Firebowl. This is Not the Tahoe in action tonight.

While we were using the Tahoe tonight I did not let Frappuccino run around with the nastiest face ever and proceed to take a picture of it. I'm not secretly laughing at all of you that are now forced to look at the excess mucus mixed with ketchup and marshmallows on his face.

During our little campfire I was not worried the whole time about the "water" from our toy roller coaster. I did not forget to remind the Big Latte that Espresso had supposedly urinated on the roller coaster earlier in the weekend and that there was a very high chance the rain water was indeed something else. He did not dump it out and allow our boys to play on the roller coaster and our sweet neighbor girls without scrubbing it down. Oh, the Big Latte did not also catch Espresso almost ready to do a duty, if you know what I mean, by the neighbors house and have to send him in quickly to do it in our potty. Our kids are never too lazy to go inside to use the bathroom. Nope this would not happen to me.

Check back later in the week as I hope to share how a 4 year old takes pictures. This is NOT a sample of what Espresso can do with a camera.

After some coaching, this is NOT one either!!